My Energy Drink Reviews

My opinions on various energy drinks.

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Monster Juice: Mango Loco

★★★★★

This is one of my favorites. The Juice line is a gold mine, and Mango Loco is the crown jewel. Easy drinking, with the perfect level of sweetness, making each sip taste like a big bite of a juicy mango. If you want to develop a caffiene addiction, this is a good place to start.

Full Throttle: Original Citrus

★★★★☆

The motto sounds like it was written by someone who owns a lifted truck and the can has the most American branding I've seen in my life, but honestly, it works. Unlike some energy drinks designed with flavor first, this one tastes like the flavor was the second thing they created. That's not a bad thing, but it is kinda confusing. Yes it tastes like citrus, but it is extremely unclear what kind. It tastes more like the word citrus than any fruit containing citrus. But somehow, that confusion makes it better! The caffiene packs a punch, and it tastes pretty damn good. One star removed for the unclear origin of the flavor.