How did you get here?! This is my secret webpage, where I post my secret thoughts. SAD BOY THOUGHTS:™ Made fresh in my head by me, and my army of little neurons! We post them and they're good and they're amazing and they're made of BULLSHIT that we collect from my life! Read them! They won't hurt you. But they may contain profanity and opinions SAD BOY THOUGHTS!™ Made fresh in my head by me, and all my little neurons from bullshit we've collected from my life! Coming to a website near you, except they won't because they're SECRET!